Whenever someone at work describes me as outgoing I just feel really good about my ability to lie to their faces
- emt: 911 emergency response
- me: yes hi i'm horny as shit
- emt: is there anyone around to assist you
- me: no
- emt: -sighs-
- emt: what are you wearing
This fourth of July picnic is dragging and I just want to go home but I can’t. Is sitting in a corner and telling people to leave me alone acceptable social etiquette?
And my girlfriend is in the other room, peacefully sleeping. Everytime I walk into the kitchen to get something I just look in and smile. It’s such a nice peaceful feeling.