But the second I step foot in the gym:
Skrillex and Avicii all workout, dat pump.
spend the breaks between sets making silly faces in the mirror much to the chagrin of other gym patrons?
How the fuck does that work?
"You’re also shallow? Let’s be shallow together!"
"Hey, I noticed you also didn’t want to die early of a preventable disease"
"So doing this to stay sane or look good naked?"
I’m bad at it, and I don’t find it any fun. I much prefer cycling.
Anyway, every night when I lie down I have this inexplicable urge to get up and run. I don’t understand it.