This Font Is Gross

but like imagine for a second if sexual frustration was a serious medical concern

  • emt: 911 emergency response
  • me: yes hi i'm horny as shit
  • emt: is there anyone around to assist you
  • me: no
  • emt: -sighs-
  • emt: what are you wearing

This fourth of July picnic is dragging and I just want to go home but I can’t. Is sitting in a corner and telling people to leave me alone acceptable social etiquette?

I’m here working

And my girlfriend is in the other room, peacefully sleeping. Everytime I walk into the kitchen to get something I just look in and smile. It’s such a nice peaceful feeling.

(Source: wartortles, via heybradwhatsup)

I’m barely on tumblr anymore

Mainly cause I’m dating a wonderful girl who makes me extremely happy and I’d rather look at her tits than random internet tits.

octshadowz:

bringmethe-winchesters:

is that miley cyrus

Wacky inflatable, ass twerking, tube man

octshadowz:

bringmethe-winchesters:

is that miley cyrus

Wacky inflatable, ass twerking, tube man

My mom called me today to tell me how much she enjoyed being stoned

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#LifeAnd yet I fell asleep in pants and nothing else today

#Life

And yet I fell asleep in pants and nothing else today

(via skinninghipsters)

Random thought

I’m sick of people saying men who like shaved pussy are into it cause it’s a juvenile thing. It’s just logistics, I shave my balls for the same reason, I don’t want stuff getting in the way

I’m not saying that I’m ‘Better” than everyone on reality tv.

But it certainly makes me feel that way

skinninghipsters:

cringepics:

Guy problems!

Oh my

skinninghipsters:

cringepics:

Guy problems!

Oh my