- emt: 911 emergency response
- me: yes hi i'm horny as shit
- emt: is there anyone around to assist you
- me: no
- emt: -sighs-
- emt: what are you wearing
This fourth of July picnic is dragging and I just want to go home but I can’t. Is sitting in a corner and telling people to leave me alone acceptable social etiquette?
And my girlfriend is in the other room, peacefully sleeping. Everytime I walk into the kitchen to get something I just look in and smile. It’s such a nice peaceful feeling.
Mainly cause I’m dating a wonderful girl who makes me extremely happy and I’d rather look at her tits than random internet tits.
My mom called me today to tell me how much she enjoyed being stoned
I’m sick of people saying men who like shaved pussy are into it cause it’s a juvenile thing. It’s just logistics, I shave my balls for the same reason, I don’t want stuff getting in the way
But it certainly makes me feel that way