The girl I’m seeing told me, “If we’re going to be dating, you should know something”
This is when I prepared for the crazy bomb, “I’m a drug addict”, “I’m an abuse victim”, things like that, all people I’ve dated before.
Instead it was, “I cry a lot, like really cute pictures of puppies make me bawl”
If that’s your baggage I am totally on board.
Liza’s just out of frame.
“how big is your dick”
“how much money do you make”
“do you like me”
“am i cute”
“would you be uncomfortable if i cried”